Quotes

Here is a list of quotations that I have either found uplifting, comical, or otherwise interesting. Enjoy! (Obviously, this is not a comprehensive list… I’ll build this as I find content for it)

“Most people wonder why things go wrong. I’m just thankful when anything goes right!” – Dan Lietha

“I can hear you now: ‘Get out of my life, you wonderful woman. You’re too good for me.’”
- Rear Window

Opposition: In politics the party that prevents the Government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
- Ambrose Bierce

“If my heart could write songs, they’d sound like these!”
- Zach Braff in Scrubs

“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”
- Scott Adams

“The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it’s twice as big as it needs to be.”
- unknown

“Republicans think every day is the 4th of July, Democrats think every day is April 15th”
- Ronald Reagan

He’s the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch.
- Unknown

“Leave it in the past. Old flames are like old tax returns. Put them in the file cabinet for three years, then you cut ‘em loose.” – Josef Sommer as Peter Lassiter in The Family Man