Bald men watching Nazi movies?

Since this morning, there has been exactly one bald guy in each showing of Valkyrie. It’s kind of weird, because they each have a similar shaped head. It’s possible that it is the same person, but that seems unlikely. Who knows, maybe Valkyrie is just that good.

And if you’re looking for Brandon’s Incredible (Edible?) Movie Review for Valkyrie, then look no further. Here it is, in one powerful word: boring. I have never been so disappointed in a movie (well, I’m sure I have, but for the sake of hyperbole, we shall not argue). None of the characters showed any emotion, ever. At times, I even felt like the director wanted me to feel sorry for Hitler (ok, I made that up, but you get the point).

Even though it was boring, I still give Valkyrie a 6 out of 10, because the main character had an eye patch, which is cool.

And I would give a review for Bedtime Stories, but I’m sure nobody reads my “movie reviews” anyway. Besides, if the crowd at my theater is any indication of what’s worth seeing, it looks as if Valkyrie is for you if you’re looking for a serious WWII Nazi conspiracy movie, Marley and Me is the movie to see if you’re looking for a movie that will make you all wistful and emotional, and Bedtime Stories is the movie to drop your annoying kids in while you go watch Valkyrie.

~ by Brandon on December 26, 2008.